Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes = No.
2.No = Yes.
3.May-b = No.
4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

My friend simply says "Wanna f_ck?!" to his girlfriend and they'll both just go at it. No effort to be politically correct at all, and neither of them is shy either. (Found that out at McDonalds one night.) If only all girls were like that. (....this world would probably be waaaay too crowded.)

That makes all boys sound like sexual predators.

I have read this one before and it still makes me laugh.. Good one.
You are absolutely right Solaris!! If only girls were all simple it would make our life so most easier

hehehe that's funny