I remember reading somewhere that a politician was giving a speech against the building of dams in his country. He argued that scientist were evil, and that dams were bad because they would steal the energy in water, and by the time it got to your faucet, you were drinking water without any energy. and the worst part is theat some people believed him.

Geeze, no wonder im so tired! My water must be energy free!

er...ah...um...(speechless)