Full Version: Got some good April fools jokes?
Tell us about any good april fools jokes you have done, or had done to you...
My sister early this morning (1.30am) shouted "spider!" and I legged it lol.
Good one to tell : Tell your brother his girlfriend just phoned up saying that she has decided to split up with him....worked a charm on my bro.....then after 10 mins he realised he never had a girlfriend to begin with (note my bro is 11)
LOL 
THIS IS REAL NEWS. This is NOT April's fools lol
Microsoft, having having won the patent for tabbed browsing, have decide to sue Mozilla Firefox maker, mozilla.org for infringing the patent.
Microsoft was asked why they did this. A Microsoft Spokeman replied that Micorosft intends to make a Linux distro based on Fedora Core. The new operating system will run the Linux kernel, all gnu tools from Fedora core but will also be able to natively run win32 applications. Microsoft also said that 64bit processors are stupid and they will stop making 64bit Operating systems.
WARNING! Extreme suckage in my post
Microsoft, having having won the patent for tabbed browsing, have decide to sue Mozilla Firefox maker, mozilla.org for infringing the patent.
Microsoft was asked why they did this. A Microsoft Spokeman replied that Micorosft intends to make a Linux distro based on Fedora Core. The new operating system will run the Linux kernel, all gnu tools from Fedora core but will also be able to natively run win32 applications. Microsoft also said that 64bit processors are stupid and they will stop making 64bit Operating systems.
WARNING! Extreme suckage in my post
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