You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes....

"Tell Victor that Ramon---the fella he met about a week ago?---tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."

Your only suposed to blow the bloody doors off!!

Matrix

Listen, do you smell that?

If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE a$$ prison.

1: Man, what is in this s***, man?
2: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
1: What's Labrador?
2: It's dog s***.
1: What?
2: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
1: Yeah?
2: I had it on the table and the little motherf_-er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
1: You mean we're smokin' dog s***, man?
2: Gets ya high, don't it?

^^Don't know^^

Die Hard ?

"You ow me a 10 second car..."

^^ The Fast and The Furious

Remember, at 4:00 you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's a$$

oops... forgot that part... my bad:

Little Nicky?

Formula 51

________________

Do you Tango?

I have heard that quote before but i cant remeber whats its off....Any clues?

MartMoz

Himt: Governer NOW!

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Do you Tango?

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

mmosely, your quote from above:


Braveheart?

" Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damnned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me! "

Follow the white Rabit

Shirley he waas the son of Gaard

I went to bed in a sh!t-hole apartment, then I wake up in a actual sh!t-hole.