Bob got knocked over by a bus and fights a legal battle and won a fortune from his insurance company. The insurance company's lawyers, were unconvinced by his medical report and was pretty sure that it was fake. As they walked out of the courtroom, they said to the wheel-chair bound Bob, "Look Bob, we know this is a con. We are gonna watch you like a hawk. You can act crippled for days, weeks, or even months, but we will catch you off guard and when we do, we'll sue your pants off." Bob replied calmly, "You don't need to watch over me. I can tell you exactly what you will see. For the first few months, you'll see me on a wheel-chair. Then one sunny sunday morning you'll see a nurse come by my house. She'll wheel-chair me to a waiting taxi which will take me to the church. And there, you'll see me pray, and you'll witness a miracle."

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