A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came
home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping
for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for
you!" He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping
up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant! He kissed her and
told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!" He asked, "What do you
mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to
have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he
asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went
to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH
tests came out positive."

LOL We should make a sticky for blond jokes.

*cough* thats not nice...

*fingers in ears like someone else*
All aside, pretty funny

Geez Louise...A great blonde joke indeed!

i use to be blonde..

So BSOD does that mean you are artificially intelligent now??

i love when people are smart asses to me lol no my body decided not to make fun of me anymore lol

LOL Maybe your brain just finally started after a long stall. Just kiding please don't beat me.

Alright, break it up you two's...LOL!