a bit of introspective though


whygirlsneedguys

1. heavy stuff
ok...granted i know some girls that can lift volkswagons, but moving heavy crap tends to be a guy's job. i mean, what kind of boob would volunteer his time to help a gal pal move all her million and one things she collected since she was 5? A GUY.

2. if there were no guys, there would be no legolas/wolverine/or fake superhero dude
just imagine...your walls would have no posters. there will be no 'i love legolas' blogrings. the background picture of that asian actor dude who gave up his eyeball would not be there right now on your computer.

3. someone to hit
admit...you girls love hitting us/pinching us/ slapping us. for some reason, its relaxing. its the same reason we love punching each other for no reason, slapping butts during games, and wrestling with first years. there's something fun about punching a guy.

4. stupid fun
without guys, there would be no stupid fun. you know, the one where you make a paper triangle and flick it at each other, or play drinking games, or who can eat more games....guys are the best @ stupid fun

5. getting lost
you have to admit that some of the most memorable trips include getting lost and laughing about it. well, its the guy's knack for not asking for directions for that....and how boring and predictable would it be if you made it to your destination on time without any detours?

6. drinks
without guys trying to impress ya, you wouldn't get any free drinks @ a bar or a club.

8. flowers
most flower businesses relies on guys who make mistakes, guys who can't think of any other present, guys who want to be sweet, and guys @ a prom. imagine all those old people running flower shops going out of business

9. girl bonding
if there are no guys, there would be a lot less girl bonding. i mean, liking boys and stuff is no fun without sharing it with your friends. in addition, without guys...you girls would never go to the bathroom in pairs so you can talk trash or gossip about the guys at your table!

10. pickle jars
all pickle jars will be left unopened....in addition, most vcrs and computers malfunctioning.

11. something to smile about
as much as we're clumsy, as much as we're rough and stupid at times..there's something about us that still makes you girls smile. if its not our clumsy attempts to impress you, or just how we smell, or maybe a few words from our mouths..there's always something to smile about.

12. making babies
and yeah...we're good for that too

and...

whyguysneedgirls

1. sensitivity
lets face it, without girls, us guys would not have the chance to show some sort of sensitivity. if it was all guys we wouldn't get the usual kick in the shin or slap in the arm for saying something really tactless. its the girls that keep us in check with saying things that are mindful of the other person.

2. hallmark Cards
without girls, hallmark would go backrupt. and imagine that...think about all the times those hallmark cards saved your butt. as in, those times you were trying to find the right words to someone and hallmark not only happen to have the right card for the moment, but they say it 10 times better than your gauche self...and if there were no girls then man, no cards...and no cards, then we wouldn't look so good.

3. a hug
as stupid as this sounds, all guys need some kind of physical assurance from time to time. and for some reason hugging another guy just doesn't cut it. hugging a guy is like hugging a tree. its a stump. but there's something nothing short of being heartfelt when you hug a girl. so yes...girls are meant to be hugged.

4. advertisements would be so boring
imagine watching a beer commercial with no girls in it. its like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.

5. communication skills would drop
believe it or not, its the girls that make us guys talk. i know when i'm with my friends we only talk about a handful of things (tools, sports, video games, girls.) but guys know thats its only a girl that can make them talk like a canary, spilling their guts about their past, who they have a crush on, and their troubles. without girls, i bet we would revert back to grunting and hand gestures. we would be gorillas in a second.

6. we would look terrible
don't get me wrong here...you girls think us guys are nasty now, imagine a world without girls. you're lucky that we even think about showering...cause heck man, if there were no girls, we wouldn't bother. we would naturally dawn our eau de toilet for man smell and compete with each other who can not shower the longest or rather wear the same thing the longest. heck, i bet without girls, all us guys would just wear khaki shorts, knee high socks with slippers, and A-shirts (or as some of you all call it-wifebeater shirts) all day long.

7. thoughts would be different
there's a rumor that guys think about 'something' 90% of their day. if there are no girls, we wouldn't think about that no more. in fact, i bet we would just stop thinking all together.

8. the power of the remote control
without girls, the drive to obtain the power of the remote control would be gone..cause think about it, there's no competition anymore. its no fun after that point...i mean, imagine being able to have the remote control whenever you want...how boring would that be...there would be absolutely no power to it...its when the woman fights for it and when we win that makes us feel all powerful.

9. no more nice smelling hair
without girls, nobody would have nice smelling girls. i dunno why, but girls always seem to have nice smelling hair. without them, no one would.

10. make babies
i have to hand it to the girls.....its amazing that you girls can go through all that to whip out a baby. i've seen footage of a baby being born, and i can tell ya... i might be able to take a bullet wound, but no way i'm gonna have a hole in my body to dilate so it can basically fit a watermelon through it...there's NO WAY i can handle that. so mad props to you girls....and without your strength, there would be no way we can reproduce.

11. no home food
without girls, there would be no moms. without moms, there wouldn't be that good 'ol home cooking you always yearn for during breaks in school, when you visit during thanksgiving, etc. you would just eat microwaveable pizza all you life...and then you die.

12. chivalry and the little things in life
without girls, the little things in life wouldn't matter. its the girls that notice the sweet little things in life...from a simple walking on the outside on the sidewalk, to a small flower picked for them. its them that appreciates such things....its them that makes life a little brighter.

13. my daughter
no no, i don't have one...but i always wanted a daughter...'daddy's little girl' you can say. i can't imagine not having one...i just want one to hold, to watch growing up, to nurture, and then beat down the guy that tries to marry off with her. that punk. i'll get you whoever you are....heed my word.

14. losing a listener
without girls, i would lose the best listeners this world has. man, i can't believe how you girls sit through all my ramblings and speeches...its amazing. you girls truly have the gift for listening.

15. everything would be unilateral
everyone knows, girls are the best at multitasking....us neanderthal guys can only handle things one at a time. but i've seen girls write, watch tv, talk on the phone, chat on AIM, do their nails, and put makeup on all @ once. us guys trip when we chew gum and walk.

16. life just wouldn't be as fun
yeah...that pretty much covers the rest of em...life wouldn't be as much fun...i mean, who else would we kid around with, act stupid with to impress, get all dressed up in tuxedo's for, wrestle and trip, and pine for the most....its you girls. thats why i think the world is a better place with you girls around.

LMAO its ALL true, well done blarg boy (Y)

TY ^.^

i dont actually i did have kirsten kreuk *wipes drool from chin* but now i have this ......

hmmmmmmmm thats quite interesting.

pretty good material there..ive seen it a dozen times lol somehow always makes its way to my inbox.

Really because i made it all up its just some thoughts i had ............

well theres variants but ive seen these before lol

Oh ok i understand now ^.^

quick question, are you being serious, or is this a joke?

Well it al depemds on what you think.....