summer things to do:

1. get in a parka, ski pants, a couple of scarves, and gloves...walk into a starbucks....blowing hot air into your hands, then shivering...then walk up to the counter and say "hot chocolate please." put chunks of ice on your shoulders for added effect.

2. go to the beach...put a read cherry popscicle in your swimming shorts and jump into the water...then as you're coming out towards the beach bums sitting on the sand and the cherry popscicle melts and dribbles down your leg...say "DARN PERIOD!" (this works best if you're a guy)

3. walk up to an ice cream truck....and when its your turn...just stare at the side of the truck where all the pictures of the ice creams are. then, emphatically point at a random spot and order something completely not on the list "can i have the banana crunch super cooler sandwich topper?"

4. keep trying to invent the solar powered flashlight

5. go to your local park, wet your hands, and then run after the runners screaming "teach me how to peeee! PLEASE! TEACH MEE!!"

6. find one of those public fountains.....get in full scuba gear...and just dunk your head in the water....and then as you surface....pretend you're frantically searching in the water and scream "NEMO!? NEMO!?!? NEEEMOOO!?"

7. forget frying an egg on the top of your car.....whip out a whole chicken...and rotisserie it inside your car.

8. stand in front of a department store...and when someone opens the door to enter or leave and you get the blast of air conditioning...pretend you're michael jackson...let the wind blow on your shirt..then spin around, grab your crotch and say "eEeeEEE hEEE"

9. hide in your fridge...and everytime someone opens it..say "boo"

10. make your whole block's sidewalk into one of those yellow slip and slide. and then charge passerbys admission to your block.

Damn, that was funny. Number 2 and 6 killed me.

ty for your inout!^.^

LOL! Nice ones there L0®D_ßLå®G!

NEEEMOOO!!

ty as well.

s*** u post alot man... Great job.. there should be a place for u to host ur poems...publish them... or sumthing... N we sould have a poetry corner like ht said..

ty and you are absolutle right everyone who thinks so ask an admin i have asked Gs he has not imed me back so i await his response.

NELSON!!! *its nemo!!* oh... NEMOOO NEMMO!!! *sings* just keep swimming, just keep swimming LOL i love that film - im such a kid heheheh

winter things to do:

1. get in beach gear, sunglasses, sandals, maybe hold a surf board under your arm...splash some water on your face....walk into a local beach resort or nearest ice cream shop....waving cold air to your face with your hand, then shivering, cuz you cant help it...then walk up to the counter and say "ice cream fresh from the oven, please" .. put chunks of ice on your shoulders for added effect of sweat.

2. go to the beach...put a red cherry popscicle in your swimming shorts and jump into the water...then as you're coming out towards the beach bums sitting on the sand and the cherry popscicle falls out of your shorts... say "MY PENIS BROKE OFF!" (this works best if you're a guy)

3. walk up to a mall with a rotating door....and when its your turn to enter the door...just stare at the side of the door where the christmas lights are. then, emphatically point at a random spot and say something completely not on the wall to a random stranger "is this a banana crunch super cooler sandwich topper?"

4. keep trying to invent the snow powered alarm clock

5. go to your local park, grab a bunch of snow, and then run after the runners screaming "teach me how to throw these at you! PLEASE! TEACH MEE!!"

6. find one of those public fountains.....get in full santa gear...and just dunk your head in the water....and then as you surface....pretend you're frantically searching in the water and scream "TIMMY!? TIMMY?!? TIMMYYYYY!?"

7. forget refridgerating a egg salad on the top of your car.....whip out a whole block of ice...and let it sit inside your friends car.

8. stand in front of a childrens park swing set...and when a little kid on the swing starts swinging and your getting a blast of air from the motion...pretend you're michael jackson...let the wind blow on your shirt..then spin around, grab your crotch and say "eEeeEEE hEEE" ... then the kid falls off, so keep doing this for every kid.

9. hide in your oven...and everytime someone comes by it..say "boo"... that will freak anyone out

10. make your whole block's sidewalk into a reenactment of the the russian war in WW2. and then charge passerbys admission to your block.

Hmm that is quit amuseing.^.^

weirdness is made in such ways

yes it is my freind......yes it is.