A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a girl and starts flirting with her. She turns around and says, "You know, I'm a lesbian." He just nods and keeps flirting. So she turns around again and says to him, "Do you know what a lesbian is?" He replies no. She says, "You see that woman there. I want to strip her down and have open sex with her all over the floor." Upon hearing that, the man starts sobbing. She asks, "What's wrong?" And he says, "I think I'm a lesbian too!



P.S.: If you don't find that funny, then maybe I need to take a break from posting jokes, cause lately everything has been sounding funny to me! lol

That one was good Emil, I just didnt find the freezer one too funny.

lol yeah same as OutlandishTrendz

lol, ok. The next time you don't find something funny, just say it directly and out loud, instead of *sighing* or saying your bored.

Poor guy, he thinks he's a lesbian. That's funny man.

Will do.

Sorry for the Sigh on the other one then..... This one is much better

lol, the reason I'm saying that is, when you sigh or say you're bored, I think you are bored of ME posting jokes (overall), but if you say you don't like that specific joke, then it'll be much better and clearer.

Nah.... I love a quick laugh..... sorry is i pissed on your parade.

*sigh* i must be a lesbian too lol

Well, aren't we all?

I am.

i have a good saying that fits this thread. "i'm straight as a pencil! if you want to go home and queeritize your own family go right ahead but i prefer females over males."

p.s. that was a good joke

imagine being a lesbian?? how gr8 would that be?? lol soz everyone thinking aloud!!
although i think i must be a lesbian also, too, as well as!!!
------theres the line



iv steped over it, down here somewhere!!! stepping back


annndddd shutting up!!! LOL

Lol id love to be a lesbian if i were a gurl but in this joke im considerd a lesbian already!@

lol likewise!!