Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals

throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of

normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language

will be no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when

communicating with co-workers.



Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that

proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective

manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.



TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f * ck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f * cking way.

TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh * tting me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh * t.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f * cking problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f * ck?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This sh * t won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a$s.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh * t and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a$s.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F * ck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a$s.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see.

INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f * ck you're doing.

Thank You,

Human Resources

That's so funny man.

JAJAJA, good one Ali.

LOL, great one..

hehe,

lol thats funny!!!

aint no way id do that lol.

I don't say things like this instead u should have the upmost resect for ur loved one but i did find this amuseing.

nar, I'll stick to the old fashioned way....

It's more fun that way!!!!!

"sentence Inhancer's" seem to get the point thru better....

:bows: thank you my lady.

Excuse me kind sir... are u calling me "my lady"... Only Foul lan. could express how mad i would be if i knew u were calling me a mis!!! lets hope not!!!! lol jk

lol L0®D_ßLå®G, I wouldn't get on matt56la's nerves if I were you. We won't tolerate that, lol.

Are u trying to say sumthing ht? Im just kidding... but did he call me a girl ?

I'm not exactly sure if he did call you a girl. Well, he did say "my lady"
Anyway, I was just playing with him.

Edit:. Cool avtar, matt56la.

Thanx... I think this kid thinks he owns the place... who does he think he is calling me names like that

Edit:Meh... flexbeta will never be the same!!! O no!~

Oh excuse me sir i saw the phrase im canadian and thought u were the girl because u had a pic of a girl as an avatar really im srry ur cool! im srry not tryin to star anythin^.^ :holds hand out for a hand shake:

oh and btw im not a kid^.^ just tellin u