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flips through my maxim june 03 issue lol ...wow an article dissin the french

lol

I simply quoted a line from the film "Johnny English" where Johnny himself proclaims his general disdain towards all things Gallic. I did not swear or make sexist or racist remarks.

i outta type out this article in maxim bout this ...basically gives the run down of war w/l's for the french ...majority are loses and a couple ties lol its hilarious

june issue huh? My 55 year old Geometry teacher took my May issue away from me in class....
said it disses women and makes them all feel bad.... My friend Kyle was like arguring at here for 30 mintues after class cause he wanted to borrow the issue from me...
note: the teacher was a female

it's funny you american can dis any group of people, and any country, but I dare say anything against America even if it's true, I'll get flamed and you'll think I'm unamerican. I say it should be equal oppritunity, if you want to cheese people off, expect to be cheesed oof yourself! I talk on another forum, and I posted a picture that was a joke, and was saying how Canada was bigger and on top if this was prison you'd be our b*tch well, that joke started a flame war against me, and Americans keeps joking about how horrible Canada's militry is, and how Canada's dollar isn't as good as thiers. well now now our dollar is better then is has been because of the war America created! and I just found this interesting article

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/...00.html?cnn=yes

don't ever tell me that America can never screw up, I once believed everything America said, but I knew since the begining of this war that it was wrong, even my sister hates me telling her all the reasons, I love America, but what it did was wrong. anyways, I'm still gone, I'll be back Saturday to talk about this more ttyl

haha have fun on your trip

launches rather large military grade bottle rocket north from backyard accross lake michigan boom there lol

All countries can screw up now and again but France has, over time, made a spectacularly good job of being one huge garlic smelling, snail chomping, frog-legged DOORMAT.

And another thing, statistics show that the French spend less on personal hygiene per person than any other country in Europe. Not only invertebrates but they stink too.

Jean Reno is alright though.

Guys, keep this discussion clean of any derogatory remarks on any Race, ethinicity or religion, or it will be closed. Thanx.

Personnaly, I have lived to understand that you cannot label or treat a race, ethenicity or religion becuase of the actions of 1 or a couple of it's members. No government is free of any wrong doing. Machiavelli said it best, "Get real Moore, there is no Utopia".

dude Canada RULES... i mean s*** look whats come from there... Good a$$ beer, Fur, natural resources, ...Hell Bret Hart and Chris Beniot... i mean damn i love canada

Canada is our friend...how we gonna dis our buddys on the same continent as us..thats just like hatin ur best friend.

Now as far as france goes... i'll report back tonite after work bout what Maxim says lol ...they are the worlds bitch ...hell the only war they won was when they fought their own country men in their french revolution lol

USA- Canada... much love there


I bet ya tupac said it too

My man Tupac! RIP

ahahha yeah ryan he probably did a few

lol im funny

Oh get over yourself.

kinda hard to...its the american way

At least this conflict has provided us with some good jokes


The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used  by her dog.

The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that  seat."   The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit  there?". I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."


How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.

Why do frenchmen carry $h!t in their wallets?  The law requires they carry at least one form of Identification.

This was taken from a State Park outhouse door in the USA: "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman.


A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for her family for dinner that night.  She looked at the display of brains and saw that American brains were $4.95 per lb, British brains were $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb.  She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.  "No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price."  "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal.  "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains!?" replied the butcher.


Why do the French Smell?  So blind people can hate them too!

Going to war with the French on your side is like going hunting with an accordian.

What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead french man In the middle of the road? There's skid marks In front of the skunk.

And finally for all you gamer's I have a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite games, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER.

All in good fun

Very funny stuff

He,he ..

This happends to be a insullt since i am a bilingual canadian (french/english)
I happend to find offending even if sum dont consider me frech. I feal bad for all the other ppl who need to put up with this bull s*** discrimination

Point made

Why can't we all just get along. I'm first generation Irish, born in America.Growing up, I was picked on in school and called a mick, what did I do about it, I kicked butt and took no prisoners. I am American and DAMN proud of it. Has my country made mistakes? Absolutely. Have other countries made mistakes? Absolutely. You know, sometimes it sucks to be human, but we'll get over it. Enough of the BS and name calling. Why can't we all just get along?

^^ Yup,yup,yup! ^^

Cute av you have there thewinwizard.

Thanx, yours is pretty decent too.

would who ever keeps postin in 1 yr old + topics please stop ...this should have been closed long ago and it slipped through.