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    jazmon
    post Aug 2 2003, 06:25 AM
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    n Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
    The cop looked down and said to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

    The kid said, “Yeah!”

    The cop said, “Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on it.” The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

    The kid took the ticket, but before riding off he said, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

    Humoring the kid, the cop said, “Yeah, he sure did.”

    The kid said, “Well next year tell Santa to put the d ick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”


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    benwalburg
    post Aug 2 2003, 07:03 AM
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    haha pretty good friend also said it was funny laugh.gif


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    post Aug 2 2003, 07:35 AM
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    lol that's pretty screwed up I liked it hehe


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    tongue.gif I thought you were gonna say "ask santa to put a tail light on the horse! lol!


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    martinsc
    post Aug 4 2003, 12:41 PM
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    rofl!


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    post Aug 4 2003, 05:29 PM
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    ha thats a good joke there!!


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